here we are on a new issue of our daily spam. I keep saying that the most amusing part of reading the amount of emails I receive is spam, and I want to share once again with you the craziest one I got. remember those are spam email so please keep you mind open and your mailbox clean, lol and do not answer to them 
(but I admit that I would like to answer to some Nigerian scams, just to see what and how the approach me, but I would need some protection…tv? police? my mom?)
what can I say,I find it amusing and amazing when I receive something like this
From:
“Stevie Hutchinson” <plungerp1@anbid.com.br>Envelope Recipient:
bit-bucket@printers.ironport.com, anierano@cisco.comTo:
<alerts@ironport.com>, <dnscheck@ironport.com>, <bwoodward@ironport.com>, <aierano@ironport.com>Subject:
Re: End of Aug. Statement Required[IronPort SPAM]Date:
10 Apr 2012 00:30 (GMT -07:00)Good day, as reqeusted I give you inovices issued to you per february (Internet Explorer format).RegardsDonn Gay
when I would have requested something like that? I do not recall, 
but of course could be my memory. meanwhile why someone called Steve from brazil send a mail and then sign as Donn Gay? ok ok I’, too suspicious 
but now I have another doubt: how many profile exists that I don’t know about? just because is long time I receive mails like this one:
From:
nasr anibe <nasr.anibe@yahoo.it>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
“nasr.anibe@yahoo.it” <nasr.anibe@yahoo.it>Subject:
www.yatedo.comDate:
10 Apr 2012 23:25 (GMT -07:00)Hello, my name is Nasr Anibe , is my pleasure to communicate with you
after seeing your profile here . it will be better if you can confirm
this message by writing me back via my email so that i will detail you
my purpose of writing you . i have something very important to share
with you . i will be waiting to hear from you. have a blessed day.
and I did not know to be so cool, lol 
. well at least yatedo is a real site…
but wait a moment, after a light disappointment because iìm still waiting for the money I found in the last daily spam issue I have had another great opportunity, look at this:
From:
UKYAHOOMAILLOTTERY <merssss@hotmail.co.za>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
undisclosed recipients: ;Subject:
PLEASE OPEN ATTACH YOUR EMAIL HAS(£1,000,000.00) KINDLY VIEW THE ATTACH FILE CONTACT DR FRANK BRYANDate:
09 Apr 2012 23:39 (GMT -07:00)[attachment: “NOTIFICATION LETTER.doc”]
I won nothing less than £1,000,000.00 
let’s partyyyyyyy
just why ukyahoomaillottery comes form an hotmail account? o well probably they work together 
. just again I do not remember to ever played this lottery, but well, probbaly is my memory that has problems.
From:
Michele Ghigliotti <micheleghigliotti@hotmail.com>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
<enricoc71@gmail.com>, <luca.bellucci@autonomy.com>, <jumogiz@gmail.com>, <spupuz@gmail.com>, <cornalba70@hotmail.com>, <fusi.elena@gmail.com>, <stefano.crivelli@gmail.com>, <mv.franzini@gmail.com>, <aierano@ironport.com>Subject:
Date:
09 Apr 2012 16:13 (GMT -07:00)
ok no the question is what the hell is this? I mean man come on at least put a subject or a reason to click this link……….but I am curious you think I should click it? …..
about problems in understanding:
From:
<aierano@ironport.com>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
<aierano@ironport.com>Subject:
U kunt in uw vrije tijd niet alleen geld verdienen, maar ook mensen in uw stad helpenDate:
09 Apr 2012 12:59 (GMT -07:00)Wij bieden u de mogelijkheid als een ver verwijderd assistent te werken.
Dit werk neemt 1-2 uur per week in beslag en u hoeft helemaal niets te investeren.
Het werk bestaat uit het verwerken van inkomende aanvragen van de klanten van uw stad.
Dit werk is niet moeilijker dan het betalen van gemeentelijke voorzieningen.
Voor elke aanvraag verkrijgt u de som van 90 tot 350 euro groot.
U krijgt de betaling elke vrijdag!
Indien gewenst kunt u het aantal aanvragen geleidelijk verhogen.
Wij garanderen het werk voor alle gegadigden. Maar het aantal werkplaatsen is beperkt!
Daarom moet u uw aanvraag nu meteen gaan sturen.
U begint dan vanaf de volgende week geld te verdienen.
Gelieve in uw aanvraag de volgende gegevens te vermelden:
Uw naam:
Uw e-mail:
Woonplaats:
Stuur uw aanvraag naar mijn e-mail: Mclaughlin@tophollandjob.com,en ik zal u persoonlijk binnen 2 werkdagen antwoorden.
Met hoogachting,
Dokter Mclaughlin
hey I have no idea what is this about…….. can you translate it to me?
From:
“Mr. Marais”<hendrick_marais@yahoo.com.hk>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
undisclosed-recipients:;Subject:
[MODIFIED FOR PROTECTION] Your Urgent Respond from Malaysia !![IronPort SPAM] [IronPort SPAM]Date:
09 Apr 2012 09:04 (GMT -07:00)Dear friend,
I’m Hendrick Marais, 52yrs, branch manager of one of the international Banks here in Malaysia. I have been the personal Fund Manager to the late Libyan President Muammar Gaddafi for many years. Total sum of Ten Million United State Dollars (US$10,000,000.00) was deposited under Escrow Account on behalf of the late president under a SECRET CODE DEPOSIT where none of his personal information was used for the deposit. This is known between two of us before his death in 2011.
And not even our bank head office has information about the owner of the fund. Now that President Muammar Gaddafi is DEAD, I can not be directly have access to this fund as an officer in our bank. So my aim of contacting you is to seek for your partnership to team up with me and receive this fund with your bank account by claiming the title holder/depositor and get 35% of the total fund as commission for your partnership.
There is no risk attached and the funds in question can never be traced. You may wish to read more about late Muammar Gaddafi’s death on the below link to confirm.
http://www.guardian.co.uk%2Fworld%2F2011%2Foct%2F20%2Fmuammar-gaddafi-dies-city-birth
Kindly get back to me urgently so as to furnish you further details. Also, you can call me on +60166991309 for voice conversation
Regards,
Mr. Marais.
Tel: +60166991309.
Email: hendrick_marais1@yahoo.com.hk
yappy again “money money money” Geez I attract money as a magnet look below to understand it, and the fact is that all this people trust me even if I have no idea on who they are . just a suggestion Roseline, next time add a photo of yourself, I mean I’m sure you’re single (you wrote it) and probably hot, but a pic would have made memove more quickly, don’t you think?
From:
Roseline <Nzete@jinbo.net>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
antonio.ierano@ironport.comSubject:
[MODIFIED FOR PROTECTION] Hello from, Miss. ROSELINE.Date:
09 Apr 2012 09:00 (GMT -07:00)Hello my dearMy name is Miss ROSELINE NZETE. I am single, working in a bank. I need a very Good relationship with you and open minded so that we can work together as one family. I want you to go through this message and get back to me as soon as possible so that, we can discuss more on how it is going to be executed without any problem.
I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition though, this medium (Internet) has been greatly abused; I chooses to reach you through it because it still remains the fastest, easiest, surest and most secured medium of communication. I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before. With due respect and regard; I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.
During my investigation and auditing in this Bank, in my department I came across a very huge sum of money belonging to one of our deceased foreign customer. He died along with his entire family members in a plane crash here in Africa as they where traveling for Holidays. I want to let you know that, this fund has been dormant in his account with this bank without any claim of the fund in our Custody either from his family or relation before my discovery to this development. Although personally, it happened that I am his personal account adviser.
I keep this information secret to my self to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution, the said amount is Nine million five hundred thousand United States Dollars ( $9.5 Million USD ), as it may interest you to know, I contacted you to be my partner and person to be reliable and capable to champion a business of such magnitude without any problem.
Meanwhile all the arrangement to put claim over this fund as the next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in Place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity. In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant and we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank.
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, on smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside as a compensation after the transaction has been completed, for the taken care of expenses that was arise during the time of transfer, while 65% will be for me.
Please you have been advised to keep the business to the highest ” Top Secret ” as I am still in service with the bank and intend to retire from my work with the bank and relocate to your place after we concluded this deal with our bank and the money has been into your account.
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank Until you confirm the money in your account, and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further Investment, either in your country or any country you advice me to invest in and all other necessary vital information will be send to you as soon as I hear from you.
Please my dear, with my position as his personal account adviser when he was still alive, both of us can make this fortune come to us, only if you will follow up with every of my guide lines and direction and do what I ask you to do. I will not fail to bring to your notice that, this business is 100% hitch free on both sides and don ‘ t ever have any atom of negative impact. You should not entertain any Fear as all modalities for the smooth and easy transfer of these funds has been finalized before I contacted you. This transaction will be completed within 10 bank working Day immediately you applied to the Bank as relation to the deceased Customer.
I am given you every assurance today that, the source of this money is very legitimate and it dose not have anything to do with money laundering or what so ever of such. I want you to get back to me as soon as possible and also include your personal phone / mobile and fax numbers for easy communication. It is very important that, you call me as soon as you go through this mail for more directive and guide lines in this transaction.
What I want to inform you is that, this business is 100% real, sure, legal and legitimate. The business cannot affect your and your family. It cannot affect your personality, it cannot affect your work or any kind of activities you are doing any where in the world but, it is going to bring a very big joy and luck in both of our family as soon as the money transfer into your account.
Your response to me after reading this message, will determine if I will go ahead with you in this business or not. So, I want you to get back to me and, indicate your full interest and your capability of handling this business with me so that, I will know what next to do and tell you for us to move ahead without any delay.
And please, I want you to tell me more about you. Your age and occupation so that, I will know about the person I am going to hand over this business to you because, the business will be handed over to you to conclude it with our bank management hence, I cannot make myself known or available to our bank in this business because of my own security and safety of this money.
Meanwhile, if you have any question to ask me about me, the deposit, the late depositor or any other information you wanted to know, you are free to ask me and, I will give you the answer to your full understandings.
Here is my telephone number where you can reach me with : +22549870528
Please, I want you to reply me to this email account id at : roselinenzete555@zoho.com
Thanks for your co-operation and understanding.
Best regards.
MISS. ROSELINE.
so since I have a lot of money here I’m absolutely not in need of a job, so may be you could be interested in this:
From:
“Tejas Cobert Uralita”<noreply@tejascobert.com>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
Subject:
Job Openings – Hiring NowDate:
09 Apr 2012 08:31 (GMT -07:00)If you have access to a computer, and have up to three hours spare time per-week. you can get paid, would you like to work part or full time online, and get paid weekly? If yes,then please read carefully.
_____________________________________________________________________
ABOUT US
______________________________________________________________________
Uralita is a Spanish multinational company that deals in building materials.With over 100 years of experience in the field, it has occupied a leading position in the markets and sectors in which it operates for several decades now.
Uralita’s strategic business areas cover items such as Insulation materials, Plasters, Tiles and Piping. Indeed, its manufacturing and marketing of these products has made it the main reference point in the Spanish and Portuguese building sectors, and it is the third largest manufacturer of insulation materials in Europe and USA.
______________________________________________________________________
JOB POSITION
_______________________________________________________________________
We are currently seeking part or full time employees for our ever-growing accounts receivable department. Through extensive demographic research, we have discovered a wealth of untapped human resources that, for one reason or another, need the freedom to work from home. If this sounds like you, please read on, and consider becoming part of our company family.
as part of our ongoing Multi Level Marketing Network,we seek capable individuals to work for us as our representative.You can easily make $700-$2000 or more in a week by working for us as Sub-contractor in your geographical location, you will be in charge of collecting payments from our U.S.A customers.
Does it sounds like your dream job? Well, it certainly for 670+current members who are making $700- $2,000 weekly online with this system.
Note that no form of investment of is needed from you and this job will take only 1-3 hours of your time per week.
______________________________________________________________________
JOB RESPONSIBILITY
_______________________________________________________________________
The position of Accounts Receivable officer entails the following duties: coordinate payments from our clients, receive payments which come in form of wire transfers, process payments at your local bank, and forward 90% of funds received to the proper branch office, as instructed. The remaining 10% is your wage. Since this position is need-based, you will have plenty of free time while enjoying a good income.
___________________________________________________________
REMUNERATION
___________________________________________________________
Every assignment in form of payment received from clients, you’re entitled to 10% which excludes the cost of processing western union to any regional office accountant
________________________________________________________________________
INTERESTED APPLICANTS (HOW TO APPLY)
Interested applicants should simply reply this e-mail or send an e-mail to javier_uralita@contractor.net
Once received, one of our Human Resource Managers can contact you through
Email, with an approval letter if the management decides you are a successful
candidate. Please specify the best way to contact you in your reply email.
NOTE: This offer is not for U.S.A citizens.
do you think could ever be a money mule recruitment? naaah those things cold not happen to me have to be real.
hey can you also explain this to me? I was a young lady? 
come on……
From:
beaky ibb <beaky_ibb@indiatimes.com>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
undisclosed-recipients:;Subject:
hiDate:
08 Apr 2012 13:42 (GMT -07:00)My name is a blessing
I was a young lady with an open heart,
I enjoy my life, but life is not complete if you do not have one to share it
Hope to hear from you
Your blessings
and just to go on on this look here, I mean I don’t know you and you want my photo? dressed or naked? lol 
From:
Jessica Alex <jessicaalexluv101@yahoo.co.uk>To:
undisclosed-recipients:;Subject:
GreetingsDate:
07 Apr 2012 03:48 (GMT -07:00)—
*Greetings,
I’m contacting you for friendship, having the same desire kindly reply me
back at jessicaalexluv101@yahoo.co.uk ‘ with your photo and a little bit of
your self. hope to read from you soon. From Jessica.
Bye***
but at the end I like more talking about business, so here you are another offer I cannot refuse
From:
traore sekou <traore.seko115@msn.com>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
“.” <.>Subject:
Date:
07 Apr 2012 00:18 (GMT -07:00)Dear Friend,
Good day and sorry for the way this email came to you as I’m in desperate need of your help to transfer the sum of $20.5 Million Dollars belonging to an aid to Colonel Gadahafi whose name I cannot mention for security reasons who also died in the fierce fighting in Sirte Libya and before his death I was his personal accounts Manager here in Burkina Faso where He secretly lodged this money without anyone else knowledge except me and the Bank.
I want you to apply to my Bank as the next of kin hence I can provide you with all the informations that can lead to the release of the money into your account as long as you can bear the cost of procuring certain legal certificates that will be needed to change the fund in your name which must be presented to the Bank before the fund is released to you as the nearest person and in confrmation of your interest, I will like you to furnish me with the below informations as 60% of the fund will be for me and 40% for you :
Your Name………………….
Your occupation………………..
Your Country of origin…………..
Your age and contact number……….
I shall furnish you with the details of the deal once I receive the above requirements and please feel free to delete the message if you are not interested and do keep the secret for me so that I can look for another reliable person.
Thanks in Anticipation.
Traore Sekou.
last but not least, have you heard about facebook spam? no?
well may be you can explain me this:
From:
Facebook <notification+62979H4P2IAN@facebookmail.com>Envelope Recipient:
bit-bucket@printers.ironport.com, anierano@cisco.comTo:
cpappas@ironport.comSubject:
KAM SWANSON wants to be friends on Facebook.Date:
05 Apr 2012 06:42 (GMT -07:00)Facebook facebook KAM SWANSON wants to be friends with you on Facebook. KAM SWANSON Confirm Friend Request See All Requests This message was sent to cpappas@ironport.com. If you don’t want to receive these emails from Facebook in the future or have your email address used for friend suggestions, please click: unsubscribe. Facebook, Inc. Attention: Department 415 P.O Box 10005 Palo Alto CA 94303
And I’m not even a facebook user
ah just as an hello another request to give me money, guys I’m buy so I’ll let you have this millions all for you
From:
“KIM SIMON”<kimsimonnn@yahoo.com>Envelope Recipient:
anierano@cisco.comTo:
Subject:
MY PROPOSAL – KIM SIMON [IronPort SPAM]Date:
05 Apr 2012 04:30 (GMT -07:00)Dear Friend;
I must begin by thanking you so much for the time and opportunity given to me to express my personal issues. I am 23yrs of age and was brought up in London by my late mother who was married to my father Dr. Lucas Simon even though I have never known him but I hear from relations that he is a good man and now residing in Russia.
My mother passed away on the 28th of January 2012 after a brief illness. The death of my mother (Late Dr. Hanan Fiddah Simon) has brought about so many setbacks in my life with my late mothers relations not helping matters not to mention the government that is restricting me from having access to my mother’s wealth. Before her death she deposited USD$7,500,000.00 (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with a private blue chip company called The Clearing House authorizing them to release the money to me when she has passed on and I have come of age to handle the money myself. Without wasting much of your time, I need you to stand in for me as my friend and investor to receive this money before my uncles and aunties take all of it away from me leaving me with nothing. I do not intend to stay in this country any longer because I am already fed up with the environment and the way things are going at the moment I can sacrifice coming over to your country to be with you. I have discussed this
I need to hear from you as soon as possible if you are going to stand on my behalf and I promise to give back to you 40% of the money for your kind gestures. I do not need any financial assistance from you but your honest understanding and positive mind until the money gets to you. My email address is stated below so you can write me as soon as you get this message letting me have the below information’s as my attorney has specified for record purposes; I guarantee you that your information will be safe with me.
First Name………….
Surname…………….
Address……………
City……………………
State/Province…….
Country………………
Telephone No……..
Occupation ……….
Date of Birth (date/m/yr)
Copy of International Passport
Thank you and God bless
Sincerely,
Kim Simon
cheers
Antonio Ierano
EMEAR SECURITY CONSULTING SYSTEMS ENGINEER
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